by:Lindsey, Sandy, and Blair
"If you can't laugh at fishing, you can't laugh at
anything". -- from Seven Out of Ten Fishhooks More than
just a joke book, Seven out often Missing Fishhooks is sure to
catch them hook, line, and sinker. A delightfully engaging
compendium of wild and wacky angling humor, this frolicking
volume is packed with far-out Top Ten lists, clever quizzes,
and witty parodies. "10 Clues That Fishing Has Taken Over
Your Life". "Bumper Stickers for Fishing
Boats". "More Things Best Left at Home During a
Fishing Trip". Seven Out of Ten Missing Fishhooks
delivers a regular string of live ones! Written by a dedicated
angler for fervent fishermen -- people who know not to throw
their fishing buddy into the river when the skipper says,
"Toss your chum overboard" -- this charming book
will keep them laughing. In fact, consider how author Sandy
Lindsey describes an obsessed fisherman: -- You live in a
$400-a-month apartment, fish from a $45,000 boat, and over the
past 10 years have spent over $200,000 in rods, reels, bait,
and lures. -- You floss your teeth with #4 Momoi Flourocarbon
line. -- You have a lifetime pass for the world's largest boat
show in Fort Lauderdale. -- On an average week, you see the
local fish and game officer more than you see your kids.
Unless, of course, the kids have gone fishing with you.
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